LOL tokipoke! Thanks for that mental picture of bar patrons! I'll bet you're absolutely right, too!
As a first-time poodle owner I can attest to the constantly-changing demands of trying to keep up with this puppy. It is GREAT, though! My last puppy was a Great Pyrenees who had joint issues from babyhood, and he was unable to exercise much, so okay I admit it, I got lazy. My other two dogs are seniors who are also on limited activity. I am a certified FITNESS TRAINER!!! And I GOT LAZY! I have developed some back problems, and I slacked off on my own fitness, and I am paying the results.
My spoo puppy has gotten me back up off the couch, and I am SO happy about that. There is nothing that motivates me (including my own health, I'm sorry to say) as much as seeing what my dog needs. And this puppy shows me. We are now into walking (semi-strict leash, limited sniffing but stopping to potty as needed) twice a day for 30 minutes (which really isn't enough), daily big-yard romps with my other 2 dogs, which by gosh, really helps me because no matter what I do I'm not as fast as the other dogs are, brief training sessions about 3 times a day (though I think I need to get better at this because she makes up her own games and tricks faster than I do, so I see lots of room for improvement on my part), social time with people daily (because I take her everywhere that will let her in with me), and at least once a week something entirely new, like her 13-week-old trip to my boss' farm where she got to see chickens and goats for the first time.
What I do still pales in comparison to some of the outings that I see from other folks, and I think I need to do more. The great thing is that EVERYTHING I do with Ziva benefits me as well. In my job, I am lucky to be able to work from home a lot of the time, and I have to do a lot of research on my computer and phone. If I have exercised her adequately, she is more than comfortable hanging out and snoozing while I work away and hold still (boring humans!). She adjusts. She is pure joy!
BUT ... I have not yet been successful at teaching her to fetch! THAT's THE TICKET! I can get her to chase, but I haven't yet convinced her to bring me back the object for another throw. Except for the big ball, with which she invented the "soccer" game, which is a modified fetch, because she'd roll it down the hill, wait for me to kick it back, then re-roll, rinse, repeat. But I left the ball at my boss' house this past weekend. I need to do the small-ball-throw-fetch!