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I, uh, can't imagine, uh, what you are referencing!

Guess his previous big show hair distracted from the obvious appendages?

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I think you may have “stumbled” on a great theme for the next Monthly PF Photo Contest.
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Geez, those things are huge.

Dodi, there was a "Poodles With Balls" category in the June photo contest. Some of us here including me like a little risqué humor. Had Asher been trimmed then and that photo entered, he surely would have been a tough to beat!
 

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OMG Mysticrealm, you have me cracking up! I will probably never not find dog balls funny. Especially the really low hanging ones you see on dogs at shows. It is just so distracting.
 

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Oh Jeez..............if dogs were judged on the size of their dingleberries, on how good of a stud they'll be , Asher would certainly be a 1st place winner! LOL! BOB would be 'Best of Balls' maybe? hahaha!
 

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Oh my! LOL....my daughter said to me yesterday...When are you going to get Renn neutered and get rid of those things. LOL
 

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Mystic this is too funny! I was just thinking the other day that because of the appendages I don't go anywhere near with the clippers - they are very well camouflaged. Much more so than with my short haired breeds which helps because we have a town full of overzealous adopt-dont'shop folks here who have no problem being in your face about un-neutered dogs. So since they can't see Louie's jelly beans they can't lecture me! Being European he will keep his jelly beans - and when it comes to all the so-called things neutering will supposedly "cure" - I believe in training rather than snip-snip....
 

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For some reason, people only see one (...2?) thing(s) when they see pics of Asher, and I can't quite figure out why.



They're huge! But, I've been having the same issue. Also, I was the one who posted a while back, To Trim or Not to Trim" and got some really funny replies. At least they're black on black and not black on white like my Gunnar. Hahahahahahaha
 

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Thanks for the magnificent chuckle before going off to bed. I have no idea how I ended up being on this thread.

Have you had offers to purchase your dog from macho males driving big trucks?
I actually read somewhere that some of those guy had implants put in their dogs!!
 

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I actually read somewhere that some of those guy had implants put in their dogs!!
They're called neuticles! Here's one description:

Neuticles allows your precious pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids the pet and pet's owner with trauma associated with altering. Perfectly safe and complication free. Available in four models including the Neuticles Original, Natural, UltraPLUS with ScarRetard and the UltraPLUS with Epididymis.
 

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They're called neuticles! Here's one description:

Neuticles allows your precious pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids the pet and pet's owner with trauma associated with altering. Perfectly safe and complication free. Available in four models including the Neuticles Original, Natural, UltraPLUS with ScarRetard and the UltraPLUS with Epididymis.
I think it helps more male owners and vets who make money out of it than dogs...
 
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