...for a pescatarian human. (That's one who lives on seafood and vegetables for those who don't know.)
I can deal with handling raw meat, really I can. I can even deal with hacking up a whole chicken for my dogs, cutting through cartilage with my kitchen shears, and even the sound of snapping bones as they devour it. I can cut up a raw, bloody sirloin steak with the best of them. Squishy raw liver and bloody organ meat? Child's play. Chances are, I could stomach tripe! (No pun intended.)
What I can't deal with are the tapeworm-esque esophagus that come with the chicken necks I get from my local farm. The esophagus(es) that make me squeal like a girl when I accidentally touch them and reach for the phone (to call my mother). O...M...G. Disgusting! It's like the feeling you get while gardening when you know something is watching you, and you look up to see a preying mantis inches from your face.
The sacrifices I make for my MPOOS. I hope they realize the pains I go through to prepare their meals. I may not be out there running down the game and killing it with my bare hands, but this comes close. Srsly.
I can deal with handling raw meat, really I can. I can even deal with hacking up a whole chicken for my dogs, cutting through cartilage with my kitchen shears, and even the sound of snapping bones as they devour it. I can cut up a raw, bloody sirloin steak with the best of them. Squishy raw liver and bloody organ meat? Child's play. Chances are, I could stomach tripe! (No pun intended.)
What I can't deal with are the tapeworm-esque esophagus that come with the chicken necks I get from my local farm. The esophagus(es) that make me squeal like a girl when I accidentally touch them and reach for the phone (to call my mother). O...M...G. Disgusting! It's like the feeling you get while gardening when you know something is watching you, and you look up to see a preying mantis inches from your face.
The sacrifices I make for my MPOOS. I hope they realize the pains I go through to prepare their meals. I may not be out there running down the game and killing it with my bare hands, but this comes close. Srsly.