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Sharing a day brightener

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Thought those of you that haven't seen this would enjoy it as I have. It came from my niece who is a veterinarian and owns two poodles:
POTENTIAL DANGER OF POODLE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in the hair of ALL Sizes of Poodles. This substance, called "amo-bacter canine" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but sweat pants or leggings, any attire that makes one ready for a quick outside jaunt *reluctance to work except in support of a dog show, rescue event, agility circuit or with a grooming table. *physical craving for contact with Poodles (may be an addiction) Beware!
If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about Poodles for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Poodles are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. They also tend to be like potato chips... you can’t just have one!
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Funny and for sure I can assert that they are like potato chips from a person with two of them.
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Well, that explains a whole lot. Awesome.
Wow, I didn't know my poodle was causing all of my problems. I'll have to talk with him about that.

How Funny!
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