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Thought those of you that haven't seen this would enjoy it as I have. It came from my niece who is a veterinarian and owns two poodles:
PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING
POTENTIAL DANGER OF POODLE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in the hair of ALL Sizes of Poodles. This substance, called "amo-bacter canine" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but sweat pants or leggings, any attire that makes one ready for a quick outside jaunt *reluctance to work except in support of a dog show, rescue event, agility circuit or with a grooming table. *physical craving for contact with Poodles (may be an addiction) Beware!
If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about Poodles for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Poodles are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. They also tend to be like potato chips... you can’t just have one!
PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING
POTENTIAL DANGER OF POODLE HAIR ~ In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance found in the hair of ALL Sizes of Poodles. This substance, called "amo-bacter canine" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans: *reluctance to cook *reluctance to perform housework *reluctance to wear anything but sweat pants or leggings, any attire that makes one ready for a quick outside jaunt *reluctance to work except in support of a dog show, rescue event, agility circuit or with a grooming table. *physical craving for contact with Poodles (may be an addiction) Beware!
If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance be prepared to talk about Poodles for hours on end. This was a public service announcement ... Surgeon General's Warning: Poodles are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense. They also tend to be like potato chips... you can’t just have one!
