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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Iams at Petsmart and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Iams Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Iams nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.(I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her). Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my b***s and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid Idiot...why else would I buy dog food??
:rofl:
P.S. Found this on Craigs List and thought it was funny and wanted to share.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid Idiot...why else would I buy dog food??
:rofl:
P.S. Found this on Craigs List and thought it was funny and wanted to share.
