Every morning I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer... Because Misty is nuts in the morning! She’s always been a talker, and if she didn’t bark all of a sudden, I’d worry something was wrong with her. But whenever we go on our morning walks, it seems all she does is bark at everything. We have a routine—step outside. Walk a little bit. Let the neighbors’ dog know we’re outside with a little bark. Watch in amazement as the dog rattles the window, and engage in an epic bark fight, which can be heard across the entire east coast. Then we walk more. She goes potty like a good girl. Then I get pulled to her next buddy. More barking ensues. She sees a squirrel. More barking. We get to the house, and she barks at our neighbor. I’m at my wit’s end, here! Save me from this crazy dog!