Decided to give Desmond a trim today.. NOT A GOOD IDEA! For some reason, my clippers have decided that they just don't feel like doing their job today. I trimmed up his ears and tk and legs (which I am also not fond of anyway... should have left him long), but when I went to clip his body, I used my longest guard comb (plastic 1/2" ) and it was just... not working. At all. It would push the hair down and then shave little patches. He was all lumpy and had lines from where I went over it about 10,000 times in an attempt to even it out... Ughh, he looks TERRIBLE. I feel awful, I don't know what to do. I went out and bought a brand new blade since I know mine isn't in the best of shape, but that didn't help either! What is going on? And what can I do to remedy his HORRIBLE haircut?!? He's all lumpy and uneven and... I am so embarrassed and upset!! If I could just even him out I would be happy! I don't care for the haircut anyway, but if it was EVEN I would like it a lot better... Help?!