Embarassing things your dog(s) have done...
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LB, you win for sure, I would die if that happened to me. 
Our most embarrassing was when our first dog was about 1. He was neutered but still trying to be the boss in the park. Anyway, we came across a little Westie on our walk and the dogs said hello. Next thing we knew, our dog had lifted his leg and peed all over the Westie's back! The owner was upset because their dog had just come back from the groomer the day before. We were not popular with that owner from then on, and we'd see them all the time!
Our most embarrassing was when our first dog was about 1. He was neutered but still trying to be the boss in the park. Anyway, we came across a little Westie on our walk and the dogs said hello. Next thing we knew, our dog had lifted his leg and peed all over the Westie's back! The owner was upset because their dog had just come back from the groomer the day before.
We were not popular with that owner from then on, and we'd see them all the time!
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This is not too embarassing because I live alone. Every morning I let the dogs out back to do their thing while I go do mine. When I let them in Jackson is so excited to see me again (after 2 minutes) that he grabs my bathrobe tie and pulls. Now I tie in a more secure way but the first week or two he had me 'disrobed' every morning.
These stories are so funny! I have to jump in with the story of my spoo that we lost last year when he tried to shoplift at the pet store. We were checking out and there was a display of those little catnip felt mice by the counter. Jake was messing around with them but I moved him and thought he couldn't get to it. Well, when we started walking out, I looked at him and thought he was walking weird with his head so straight and it hit me that something was up. I opened his mouth and sure enough, there was a stuffed mouse in it. He tried really hard to keep his mouth closed and act normal so we wouldn't see it! He knew exactly what he was doing!
I had a little poodle mix just walk into the house one day when I was coming home as if he was with me. He belonged down the street and the weird part is his owners acted like I was delivering the mail or something when I took him home. Apparently it wasn't a big deal to them that he was missing. Needless to say, they aren't very popular in the neighborhood!
I had a little poodle mix just walk into the house one day when I was coming home as if he was with me. He belonged down the street and the weird part is his owners acted like I was delivering the mail or something when I took him home. Apparently it wasn't a big deal to them that he was missing. Needless to say, they aren't very popular in the neighborhood!
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Whenever we have company my dog seems to fart, not sure why. But when she farts it's not just some silent thing you smell later, it makes noise, and when it makes noise she flickers her ears back at the odd sound, then does a semi circle to smell it and puts her nose in her butt.
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THERE ARE PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD LIKE THAT! They have a lab that has NOOO manners. She just comes here, hangs out on the deck till we have to let our dogs out and as we let them out she storms through the open door hauling ass...she is huge. And everytime we either drop her off at home or call them and they just say "oh, thanks"
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hahahahaha
i remember tessa's first fart. She was standing on the couch just like the picture. And I suddenly hear "psssssst" and I was like "awww tessa's first flatus!!" but as soon as i thought it was 'cute' she brings her head back to her butt (with her front legs still on the back of the couch) and sniffs it, kind of like saying "what the heck came out there??" :bootyshake:
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Fluffyspoos, I just about died laughing!!
So far the boys haven't done much of anything to embarass me, that people other than my kids have seen, except that when we were at the funmatch last month Mercury, my usual perfect gentleman, was walking with me to find a seat and apparently peed on the floor while walking without even breaking stride. Someone had to come get me to tell me what he did so I could clean it up. He's never gone in our home so assume he REALLY needed to go, right then, although he had been outside recently. At least he didn't do that when we were in the ring.
This is such a great thread.
So far the boys haven't done much of anything to embarass me, that people other than my kids have seen, except that when we were at the funmatch last month Mercury, my usual perfect gentleman, was walking with me to find a seat and apparently peed on the floor while walking without even breaking stride. Someone had to come get me to tell me what he did so I could clean it up. He's never gone in our home so assume he REALLY needed to go, right then, although he had been outside recently. At least he didn't do that when we were in the ring.
This is such a great thread.
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one time when we only had Dima.
We where walking on the beach and met tourists who where playing on the beach.
They asked if they could take a picture of her and I said yes.
Well Dima did not like the idea so she started to do nr 2 right in front of them.
Think god I had a bag with me and once she was done they got the picture.
We where walking on the beach and met tourists who where playing on the beach.
They asked if they could take a picture of her and I said yes.
Well Dima did not like the idea so she started to do nr 2 right in front of them.
Think god I had a bag with me and once she was done they got the picture.
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My mom's girl puppy greyhound does the poop walk thing still, too. It is just so awkward to watch!
TPFKAP hasn't done anything TOO embarrassing yet... minus that nearly every time we are in Petsmart or PetCo he feels the need to not only poop, but pee as well. We have finally moved on from him peeing on ME... but it is still horrible to clean up.
The FUNNIEST thing (not embarrassing for me, but for him) is that sometimes when he is super excited to see me - after he has looked away for 30 seconds - he will BOLT at me and leap in the air, aiming for my legs to hit and then prance around my feet until I tell him to stop or I make him sit so I can pick him up. That's not the funny part, that was just back story, lol. The best is when I don't notice he has taken a giant leap at my legs and walk away... several times, out of the corner of my eye, I have watched this fuzzy lump FLY past me and skid into a door, or our bar, or the wall. You think he would learn! :doh: However, he gets up excited anyway, and can't wait for me to talk to him. Crazy boy.
TPFKAP hasn't done anything TOO embarrassing yet... minus that nearly every time we are in Petsmart or PetCo he feels the need to not only poop, but pee as well. We have finally moved on from him peeing on ME... but it is still horrible to clean up.
The FUNNIEST thing (not embarrassing for me, but for him) is that sometimes when he is super excited to see me - after he has looked away for 30 seconds - he will BOLT at me and leap in the air, aiming for my legs to hit and then prance around my feet until I tell him to stop or I make him sit so I can pick him up. That's not the funny part, that was just back story, lol. The best is when I don't notice he has taken a giant leap at my legs and walk away... several times, out of the corner of my eye, I have watched this fuzzy lump FLY past me and skid into a door, or our bar, or the wall. You think he would learn! :doh: However, he gets up excited anyway, and can't wait for me to talk to him. Crazy boy.
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It was one of those snowy slushy sloppy days. We were going to visit relatives and as it was rather a long trip had stopped to eat at McDonald's. Rusty, our first spoo, bolted out of the car into the parking lot. When we called him he must have been confused because he jumped into the first car he saw. A guy had just gotten out of rather expensive looking sports car with cream coloured seats he hadn't shut the door yet. Before my husband could grab him he ran around the all the seats in the car with his very wet and sloppy feet. Tom grabbed him apologized and quickly put him into our car. Personally when I saw that Tom had Rusty I walked into the building and pretended that I didn't know them.
Rusty gave us many memorable moments. We had one of my friends stay with us for several months. Rusty absolutely adored her. As we didn't have a spare room at the time my friend slept on a pull out couch. Every night when she was pulling out the couch and in the morning when she was putting it away he'd goose her. Nothing like cold wet dog nose. It was one of those things that you just shake your head at. Its lucky that she loved Rusty.
Rusty gave us many memorable moments. We had one of my friends stay with us for several months. Rusty absolutely adored her. As we didn't have a spare room at the time my friend slept on a pull out couch. Every night when she was pulling out the couch and in the morning when she was putting it away he'd goose her. Nothing like cold wet dog nose. It was one of those things that you just shake your head at. Its lucky that she loved Rusty.
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Wow GREAT stories! The most embarrassing thing that i can think of right now is when i was at work and loading a customer up into a tub (i work at a self serve bath place) and Mister is out walking around and out of no where poops out this horrible smelling diarrhea and its all bloody too!!!! SOOOOOOO gross and SOOOOO embarrassing! The customers were all concerned over the blood and i said he was fine. Its because i intirduced raw the night before and he didnt chew too well lol.
My old lady used to run away any chance she got and would go down to the park and steal things from the people trying to have picnics.....she is NAUGHTY! Once came home with a whole stick of butter, another time she had half a chicken in her mouth! Pretty amazing for a 16 pound dog lol!
My old lady used to run away any chance she got and would go down to the park and steal things from the people trying to have picnics.....she is NAUGHTY! Once came home with a whole stick of butter, another time she had half a chicken in her mouth! Pretty amazing for a 16 pound dog lol!
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Since this is mostly about bodily functions, I guess I'll share it here. It's not truly embarrassing, per se, it's just a little weird and amusing. Sometimes when Teddy and I are walking in the city, he will start to lift his leg on something, usually the footings of scaffolding bracing (stacked up little blocks of wood about 6 inches square). Then while still holding his back leg up, he arches his back to poop, and he will actually poop with one leg off the ground. It makes me laugh because he looks like he's doing some kind of gymnastic balancing act or something. And then what's really funny is that most of the time, the poop actually lands on the block of wood.
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