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This is adapted from another list, I didn’t write, it, just changed it over to poodles.

“The real life of an admin”

Q: How many people does it take to feed a dog a tuna fish sandwich on the Poodle Forum?

1 to feed the poodle and to post that the poodle has been fed.

14 to share similar experiences of feeding poodles and how the poodle could have been fed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of feeding tuna fish to poodles.

17 purists who believe poodles should be fed premium kibble only and are offended by discussions about tuna fish.

6 to argue over whether it's 'tuna fish' or 'tunafish'.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'canned tuna'.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'tuna fish' is perfectly correct.

249 to post meme's and gif's (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

19 to post that this subforum is not about Poodle Food and to please move this discussion to the proper place.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that it is about poodles and therefore the posts are relevant here.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.
16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.

3 to say "can't share"

29 to give directions on how to share.

36 People to post pics of their cats.

15 People to post "your cat isn’t a poodle you dumb f÷×$!"

46 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"

4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "Do a search on feeding poodles tuna fish before posting questions about poodle feeding".

675 to bring politics into the discussion. This usually takes place within the first three comments.

502 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 admins to ban the tuna fish feeding posters who took it all too seriously.

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

Thank you to all of our administrators for putting up with us!
 
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