We went back to the beach. This time I got to meet some new kids. They’re called cousins. I like them. They dropped a lot of hot dog pieces. My mom says I have to have another bath tomorrow which is totally unfair. I already had a bath this week on the day my tummy didn’t feel good and I made a mess. Twice in one week seems like a high price to pay for hot dog bits and sand. Actually It is even more unfair because I kind of had a bath at the beach. I was just minding my own business helping the cousin boys dig a hole, when the ocean just jumped up and gave all of us a bath. Sneaky ocean. This is called high tide. It was not good for the hole we dug. The ocean took my bone but I got it back when the ocean tried to give me a bath again. I was faster than the ocean the second time.
Blueberry you are being very good about being quiet while your boy is doing Spanish class. Lily and Javelin were very bad last night during their female human was trying to teach microbiology class. They play wrestled in her office with vocalizing included and even tried to climb into her lap. Their person says they were really very annoying and that they better be good next week or she might try to give them away to the people in the little screen.
Oh no Lily and Javelin. Don't let your person give you away. Maybe she needs to give you some yummy stuff to chew when she is doing the flickering light rectangle stuff. That stuff is verrrrrry boring so you should chew then nap.
It is less boring when my boy does it because when the mom looks away he jumps up and plays with me. But if he does that too much, she takes me away. So unfair. It is not my fault I am so much cuter than a flickering light rectangle.
Blueberry's mom our person wants you to know she would never really give us away even though we were pretty naughty last night. It has been a bad week at our house and we just want her to ignore the people in the little pictures for a while. Our man was sick last night and didn't feed us when he was supposed to and Javvy doesn't feel great right now since he is wearing a big ridiculous cone thing and has a couple of itchy stitches in his ear after mom nicked him while grooming him on Sunday. Lily is annoyed since Javvy keeps shaking his head and waking her up. It is what she is calling a complicated week.