FENTON!!!!
Oh I got a chuckle out of this.

And yes, I can sympathize!
When I was about 7 months pregnant with our first child we had a boxer, Hobbes. One day I took the trash out through our garage. I blame it on the baby brain, but I left the door leading from the house to garage open as I carried the trash to the curb. Hobbes stood in the doorway until I arrived back in the garage, then he made a wild dash around me.

straight for the highway up the street from us.
I'm sure I would have made quite the internet splash as a giant pregnant lady chasing him about a mile up the road(terrified he would be hit, thankfully it wasn't a busy time of day).
I too probably screamed HOOOBBBES! a few times
Certainly I have been there along with FENTON!!!'s owner.