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Old 01-14-2013, 09:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I am not very happy with my poodle mom. Over the break, I wanted to play in the back yard by jumping in the pool and rolling all in the mud to warm up. Mom bathed me everyday for three days, and I liked that, but on the fourth day she bathed me and then shaved off my long fluffy hair. Unfair because I got cold. I mean she did put a coat on me, and I am wearing my new sweater, but still I was a very pretty boy before she attacked me with the clippers. And then this weekend we went to the farm, but it wasn't as much fun as it should have been. My grandma (although she hates it when she gets called that) bought me toys. She gave me a rubber chewey toy, but Mom being the party pooper took it away. I had barely chewed off one end and the meanie took it away from me... now how am I ever going to know if I can eat it or not. But then the worst of it. We left the farm, and I didn't even get to play outside much because mom said it was too cold. On the way home they stopped at this place with these funny looking dogs, mom said they were ponies, I don't care what you call them, they smell funny. Mom went in and was talking to this man about bring home one of those smelly beasts. I sure hope she doesn't think I am going to share my kennel with it. I am seriously thinking about packing my bag and moving out on my own for a bit... maybe then she would miss me! I poodle is better than a stinky old mini pony any day!

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Dear Remington the Neglected,
Such trials you must endure.. Try to remember that your Loving Poodle Mom only has so many hours in the day to care for you. She slathers you with all the love that she has.. As to the smelly pony, fear not you will always be number one in her heart as you are "The Remington" !!! Silly puppy she wants you to have a playmate to boss around and blame for the things that you " never" do! Kids in the human world accomplish the same thing!! You are an angel and never get into things that you aren't supposed !! Be happy it is not another poodle!!
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Hi Remington - my Mum did much the same. She left me with hair in my eyes for weeks and weeks, and insisted on brushing and combing me all over practically every day, and you know how long that takes! Then just when the weather got really cold, what did she do but chop me really short all over, so I was freezing. Jumpers are OK, but they are not as good as your own fluff. And THEN she decided we were all getting too fat, so we needed to go on really long walks, which is great, but not when it is raining, or that cold white stuff is falling from the sky. And I don't like to be rude, when she says we are plump it's probably just as well we can't reply - compared to us she is HUGE!

We don't have ponies (are they anything like horses? A bit like bicycles, and you have to wait for them to go by, but hairier and with very big feet?) but we do have cats. They have very sharp pointy bits on their paws, and they do all sorts of really naughty things but you're still not allowed to chase them. Life is jolly unfair to poodles, I think!
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I am glad to know I am not the only disgruntled poodle out there... I do like the idea of having someone to blame when mom thinks I have been naughty. Like this weekend, mom made smoked ribs and they smelled so yummy I just barely was sniffing the plate and was just about to taste one... just to make sure they were done, you know.... and my grandma yelled at me and chased me from the kitchen. Then because grandma was in the car I didn't get to sit on a heated seat, I had to sit in the back with the border collie who growled at me everytime I moved. Although, it did make it harder for me to check on my mom...
FJM - my mommy loves to say that she is not big, she is made extra soft so a poodle can rest it's head comfortably.... I love to cuddle with her, since she shaved me, she is even letting me get under her blanket not just mine... I think she feels bad... I love to sleep on her... she is soft, just perfect for a poodle

Still not liking the horse... I got spanked for barking at it... It isn't that much bigger than me, but it looks funny with it's spotted behind and fuzzy body. But, I guess it is better than a cat, I seem to get into trouble with those... mom is highly allergic and when we visit her aunt's house there are always cats up by the front door. I try to help mom and chase them away, but I get spanked... :(

Rhett, I think you are right, I will always be number one... even though I have to share the bed with some stinky spoiled poms.

Remington the not so disgruntled....
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Remi....just don't roll in it's poo!!!! I got in trouble on Sunday cuz I let the local skunk? Possum? know my yard was mine and my Mom got really upset and I had to take a shower! I don't know why she thought I needed a whole shower I only got it (the poop) on my back and chest!!!!!!
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I totally understand Molly. My mom used to let me play with the armadillo that has grown up in our back yard, now I can only see him through the window. Sorry about your Mom making you shower after a good roll in the smelly stuff. Mom got on to me the first weekend we looked at buying the farm when I ran down to the pond and rolled all in duck doo... She wouldn't even let me sit in the front of the car, I had to sit in the back back where the kennels go :(

It is a hard life being a poodle!
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I am not happy with my poodle mom and dad either. I was so excited to start school last week but my mom and dad ruined it. They brought me with them at the first class even if they were not suppose to. My mom did not read the email sent by the professor so she didn’t know it was a “without dog” theory class. This is a bad start for obedience training.

The professor was nice because she finally accept my presence in the class at the condition I stay quiet. It was hard but I did it even when the professor’s dog came in to show how good he was. I was so anxious to learn new tricks that I started imitating him so everybody in the class started laughing!

At the end the professor came and congratulated me so I think we are ok, I just hope my dad and mom do better at our next course Thursday.

Sushi the obediant poodle with disobedient poodle mom and poodle dad
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I love this thread!! Lol lol
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Sigh. It's hard being a spoiled spoo. :( I feel so very sorry for you! Lol.
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